Thursday Night Internet Hoax Hall-Of-Shame

I’m starting a new weekly feature here on ‘The Major’s Life Blog’. In the grande tradition of the ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’, the ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’, and the ‘Friday Night Blogroll Review’ I now present to you the ‘Thursday Night Internet Hoax Hall-Of-Shame’.
It’s where I take a current (and recurring) internet [...]

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Funny Restaurant Name Files: Time For Thai

Here are some actual Thai restaurant names all across God’s Great Earth:
Beau Thai
High Thai
Just One Thai
Love Me Thai
Mai Thai
Mr. Thai
Old School Thai
Once Upon A Thai
Silk Thai
Tasty Thai
Thai Away Home
Thai A Yellow Ribbon
Thai-Inn
Thai Me Up
Thai One On
Thai Phoon
Thai Pinn
Thai Poon
Thai Rack
Thai-Rrific
Thai Soon
Thai Speed
Thai Stick
Thai Tanic
Thai The Knot
Thai This
That’s Thai
The Friendly Thai
The King & Thai
Tongue Thai
Try My Thai

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Get Ready Homestead – The ’80s Are Back !

Over the past 11 days we’ve only hit the 80°F mark once – last Thursday. We came close today – 78°F officially at Homestead ARB at 4 PM.
Get ready for an extended period of tranquil South Florida weather as we put the month of January to bed and usher in the month of February. For [...]

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The Chris Day Club

This is not me; however, if I ever feel the need to register a trademark with the United States Patent & Trademark Office then I can’t think of a better lawyer to represent me than one who has the same name as me.
I once thought about registering ‘MASSIVESMASH.COM‘, ‘Major Hitwaves’, and ‘The Major’ back when [...]

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Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts

Everyone’s waiting for Tuesday night here on my blog to see what’s on my mind this week, so here we go. Fasten your seatbelts. Hold on to the railings. Don’t look down.
1.  For those of you who think that you can’t train a cat you quite obviously never met my beloved Boots (1995-2007) – the [...]

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The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

OK club members – It’s that time again to mull over another interesting message that I received within my fortune cookie as part of my delicious Chinese Food Lunch today … but first if it’s Sunday it is “Meet The Press”.
‘You will take a chance on something in the near future.’
Let me tell you something here. [...]

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Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad

1.  For the 2ND Sunday morning in a row we had showers during the two services as a cold front blew through. This is a powerful cold front. Temperatures could bottom out in the mid-to-upper-40s here in Homestead tomorrow and Tuesday morning with wind chills approaching the upper-30s !  BUNDLE UP !
2.  The Information & [...]

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Cross Reference Faith & Family Expo

What ? – Fun & Fellowship 
When ? – Presidents Day, Monday February 18TH 2008, 10 AM – 6 PM
Where ? – Germain Arena, Estero Florida (between Naples & Fort Myers on I-75)
Free Admission !  Free Parking !
More Information
I WILL BE THERE !

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The Major’s Walk-A-Thon: Special On-Location Edition – Monkey Jungle

TODAY I visited Monkey Jungle for the first time in nearly two years. I spent a good 2½-hours there walking around amongst the wildlife.
My thoughts:
1.  Monkeys are just like humans. They love to eat. They love to beg for food. They love to play. They love to jump around and have some fun. They tend [...]

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Those Crisp Cool Homestead Nights Of January

Are you ready for some cooler nights aqui en Homestead ?
Fri. PM / Sat. AM – Lows in the upper-50s
Sat. PM / Sun. AM – Lows in the upper-50s
Sun. PM / Mon. AM – Lows in the lower-50s. Wind chills in the 40s.
Mon. PM / Tue. AM – Lows in the mid-50s
Tue. PM / Wed. AM – Lows in the upper-50s

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Friday Night Blogroll Review

If it’s Friday night then it must be time for my weekly round-up of what’s goin’ on at some of my favourite blogs:

Travis is wondering if Homestead is about to embark on a second population boom.

Jesse has finished designing his tattoo.

Kelly’s daughters Kourtney and McKenna love to eat food.

Ritz amused himself by playing a practical [...]

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Telemarketer Of The Day Hit List

703-378-7296 - HERNDON VIRGINIA
I’m not alone. Check out this long list of complaints or this long list of complaints regarding calls from this specific telephone number.

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The Road Rage Files – Chapter 19

Get ready for the ‘triple-trifecta’ of Homestead’s worst drivers – caught on tape memory !
INCIDENT # 1
YESTERDAY afternoon while driving southbound on Homestead’s Speedway Boulevard between Mowry Drive and North Canal Drive I was driving peacefully in the right-hand lane when I saw a vehicle in my rear-view mirror rapidly approaching me from the rear. [...]

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Superplay U.S.A. – In Homestead ?

City Of Homestead Mayor Bell announced at last night’s City Council Meeting that a place just like this one up the road in Port St. Lucie could soon be coming to Homestead in the former location of the Homestead Bowling Center / Sports Page Pub. The owners would purchase and then completely renovate the existing location [...]

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The Chris Day Club

This is not me.

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